How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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