you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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