do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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