I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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