Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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