Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I wish they made helmets for livers.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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