We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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