he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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