Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
