I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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