im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
