Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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