If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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