everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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