is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
