i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just found a bag of teeth...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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