he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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