whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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