me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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