Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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