we're blogging at a bar
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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