If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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