You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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