can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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