i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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