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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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