I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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