I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I look better un-naked...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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