But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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