I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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