u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
