your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
