He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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