Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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