some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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