so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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