nut hugger
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
how drunk are you?
Several
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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