Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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