So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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