Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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