Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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