I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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