i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
the day after is always just damage control
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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