so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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