why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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