She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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