I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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