I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
The air taste purple.
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