Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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