I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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