We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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