You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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